weird dreams

Lately I've had some weird dreams .. so thought of sharing them with you guys for fun ...

1) I am boarding a plane .. I show my ticket to the hostess before getting in to the plane and the hostess says " Null pointer deference. The seat no you are pointing to is a null object". In my sleep I try hard to solve this problem by running my SV code with debugger but no success and finally I get up realizing what a dumb thing i was thinking about ... that 2 in sleep ....

2) I am in SBI to update my passbook .. and it is not printing all the transactions correctly. I find that.. this is happening because severity of the print messages is not set correctly in OVM and hence it is not printing them correctly.

3) I buy shares ..but those are not getting reflected to my DMAT account ... later i discover that it is happening because dclks(Clocks used for Data X'fer ) are not reaching the DMAT account correctly....

and I was trying to solve all these problems in my sleep and when I got up I cursed myself for loosing sleep for such a silly thing ...I was laughing like crazy after i got back to my senses ...

This fourth is one of the crappiest ..
4) sometime in future I am doing advanced study of maths(this itself is weird) ..
The concept of future is .. all the functions have life and they grow like living beings .. their characteristics at a certain age depend upon the environment they live and the inputs they get.

With this concept in mind i've been asked to write a test where I am given a function, its environment and interactions of this function with other functions and I am supposed to find the characteristics/behavior/response of this function for xyz age

This dream ate almost half of my sleep ...
I can think of this as height of irrational lateral thinking .. i would want to call this as surd

There's one more of these weird dreams .. which i will write .. i am tired of typing rt nw ..